Thursday, February 25, 2016
Thursday 13 - 13 true cat laws and a look at mine all near 14-20yrs= all rescues some way or another
Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.
Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.
Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.
Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.
Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.
Law of Random
Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.
Law of Bag/Box Occupancy - All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.
Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.
Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
Mello 14
Toppy 16
Evigny Mimue age 20
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Christmas comes so very fast.I want to hold it in my heart all year Mr. Dickens I really do . I have been extremely ill so it is a particula...
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Christmas comes so very fast.I want to hold it in my heart all year Mr. Dickens I really do . I have been extremely ill so it is a particula...
I had a cat once. Delicious!
ReplyDeleteHa! These are great! I'm guessing even my cats would approve.
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Funny. When my son was little he thought all dogs were boys and cats were girls!
ReplyDeleteVery astute observations - particularly the law regarding stretching. ;)
ReplyDeleteTalk about cats occupying bags and boxes - baskets should be added to the list. I've watched on of mine tiptoe straight out of one basket and into another, and then right into another.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I have too many baskets laying around.
Funny - but alas, I know nothing of cats. Allergic. Never had one growing up and never developed a fondness for them because they make me sneeze so. But I know people love them.
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