Thursday, February 25, 2016

Thursday 13 - 13 true cat laws and a look at mine all near 14-20yrs= all rescues some way or another



Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
 
Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. 

Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric. 

Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat. 

Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken. 

Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat. 

Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat. 

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light. 

Law of Random 
Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room. 

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy - All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond. 

Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter. 


Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him. 

Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
                                  Mello   14
                                   Toppy  16
 
                                     Evigny Mimue  age 20

6 comments:

  1. Ha! These are great! I'm guessing even my cats would approve.

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  2. Funny. When my son was little he thought all dogs were boys and cats were girls!

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  3. Very astute observations - particularly the law regarding stretching. ;)

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  4. Talk about cats occupying bags and boxes - baskets should be added to the list. I've watched on of mine tiptoe straight out of one basket and into another, and then right into another.

    Maybe I have too many baskets laying around.

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  5. Funny - but alas, I know nothing of cats. Allergic. Never had one growing up and never developed a fondness for them because they make me sneeze so. But I know people love them.

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