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Thursday 13 my favorite Paraprosdokians

Food for Thought

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech; in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous.    (Winston Churchill loved them).

. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.




2. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

3. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

4. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.




5. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

6To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

7. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.

8.  In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify..." I answered "a doctor."



9..                                      A clear conscience is usually the sign of a                                                    bad memory.

10. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first…

Made me laugh a lot

Blue has always been a favorite flower color for me Today's flowers

Camera Critters and Pets Forever

Both my goldens have been quiet great watchdogs   when something is in the yard they want to



observe  and go for it if necessary - quiet and Bam !!

Camera Critters and Pets Always Extras

My friends came home from Atlanta to help Dad but Trinni the cat is not sharing

I appreciate every prayer real ill at present

Camera Critters 372

so glad I did the surgery   here she is 9 months later for however long cancer stays away Zvi age 10

Camera Critters-The weekend fun for one little girl friend of mine's granddaughter Ashlyn , a true farm girl

Camera Critters and Pets Forever Extras

13 things that made me super happy

I asked my friend to drive with me to Tampa  to pick up the car and we had a great day eating, shopping , talking  etc
My friend having such a difficult time has had her home miraculously saved.

I received a big gift card that will help me with groceries this month 

My son fished in Pine Island for his birthday and had a great time 

Since I lost weight I tolerate heat a lot more
I gave a lot of things new that I had and did not use and it was so appreciated on a day when Mom had a rear ending wreck on major highway 
Planting flowers all around gives me such great joy 
I have done all I can do for 2 students  school year nearly over- glad it was productive
Buying lots of fresh fish as it seems to  make me stronger
Continue to lose 1-2  pounds per week and  staying off - Goal weight 10 pounds away in a year  lost   nearly 90  pounds in a year  eating only clean foods  no processing,  and small meals through out the day heavy protein drinks, fish and bananas and fruit.My son has lost 50…

My new car let's roll

Today's Flowers

Camera Critters 371 - my friends little puppy chihuahua made me laugh

Camera Critters and Pets Forever Extras

I am grateful for an extraordinarily beautiful day and my new vehicle

CAMERA CRITTERS 371 My cat Handsome so handsome !! age 20

Camera Critters and Pets Forever Extras

13 plus a few bonuses that make you a Floridian !!I've now lived here half my life !!!