1 Humidity The average temperature this year 96 with 2 more steady weeks of same
2- Southerners vacation spots beach, river , creek pronounced crik
3- southerners know everybody's first name
2- Southerners vacation spots beach, river , creek pronounced crik
3- southerners know everybody's first name
Honey, Darlin,Sugar pronounced Shughah
4- Southerners know their favorite movies that speak to their hearts
4- Southerners know their favorite movies that speak to their hearts
Fried Green Tomatoes
Steel Magnolias
Driving Miss Daisy
Gone with the Wind
5- Southerners
> know their
> religions:
Bapdiss
Methdiss
Football spelled this way evidently ???
6- Southerners know their cities
dripping with Southern
charm:
Chawl'stn
S'vanah
Foat
Wuth
N'awlins
Addlanna phonetic spelling
7- Southerners know their
elegant
gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos>
5- Southerners
> know their
> religions:
Bapdiss
Methdiss
Football spelled this way evidently ???
6- Southerners know their cities
dripping with Southern
charm:
Chawl'stn
S'vanah
Foat
Wuth
N'awlins
Addlanna phonetic spelling
7- Southerners know their
elegant
gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos>
Rhett
Butler
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8- Southern girls know their prime real
estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty
Salon
9- Southern girls know the 3 deadly
sins:
Having bad hair and
nails
Having bad manners
Cooking
bad food
10- Only
a Southerner knows the
difference between a hissie fit and a conniption
fit, and that you don't
"HAVE" them,
you "PITCH" them.
_____
11- Only
a Southerner knows how many
fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas,
beans, etc., make up "a
mess."
_____
12- Only a Southerner can show or
point
out to you the general direction of "yonder."
13 Only a
Southerner knows exactly how
long "directly" is, as in: "Going to town, be back"directly "
Butler
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8- Southern girls know their prime real
estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty
Salon
9- Southern girls know the 3 deadly
sins:
Having bad hair and
nails
Having bad manners
Cooking
bad food
10- Only
a Southerner knows the
difference between a hissie fit and a conniption
fit, and that you don't
"HAVE" them,
you "PITCH" them.
_____
11- Only
a Southerner knows how many
fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas,
beans, etc., make up "a
mess."
_____
12- Only a Southerner can show or
point
out to you the general direction of "yonder."
13 Only a
Southerner knows exactly how
long "directly" is, as in: "Going to town, be back"directly "
Recently spent some time on The Outer Banks (mostly Hatteras and Ocracoke). My heart's never been blessed so frequently.
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ReplyDeleteLots of fun Southern references! I have a couple of Southern cookbooks and more than a few Southern habits. :)
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By the way, I love your cat pict.
ReplyDeleteEarly on in my southern exposure when I was working in a nursery a woman said to her daughter, put it up and I didn't understand she meant put it away or clean up. She also said bret for barrette and I was lost. This stuff is fun done with Bostonians too.
ReplyDeletehahaha very funny.
ReplyDeleteThough I am not an American I can easily distinguish southern accent
Bless your heart! By and by I know I will repeat most of those.
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