Thursday, May 28, 2015
Food for Thought
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech; in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them).
. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
3. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
4. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.
5. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
6To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
7. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.
8. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify..." I answered "a doctor."
9.. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
10. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
11. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
12. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
13 I'm supposed to respect my elders; but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
Sunday, May 24, 2015
Saturday, May 23, 2015
Thursday, May 21, 2015
I asked my friend to drive with me to Tampa to pick up the car and we had a great day eating, shopping , talking etc
My friend having such a difficult time has had her home miraculously saved.
I received a big gift card that will help me with groceries this month
My son fished in Pine Island for his birthday and had a great time
Since I lost weight I tolerate heat a lot more
I gave a lot of things new that I had and did not use and it was so appreciated on a day when Mom had a rear ending wreck on major highway
Planting flowers all around gives me such great joy
I have done all I can do for 2 students school year nearly over- glad it was productive
Buying lots of fresh fish as it seems to make me stronger
Continue to lose 1-2 pounds per week and staying off - Goal weight 10 pounds away in a year lost nearly 90 pounds in a year eating only clean foods no processing, and small meals through out the day heavy protein drinks, fish and bananas and fruit.My son has lost 50 in 6 months .
A teacher at the high school gave me agriscience grown flowers for Mother's Day and I am so loving them 2 trays full
Sunday, May 17, 2015
Saturday, May 16, 2015
Thursday, May 14, 2015
Good morning visitors
Maude White is an incredible paper cutting artist from Buffalo, New York. She uses a surgical knife to make precise cuts into paper that ...
Thursday 13 - 13 owl pictures I have taken or my friends some local--ps went over 13 gave you some bonusesMy dear friend who passed loved owls, I got a few of hers in my garden,but here today are some of her photos and a few I took locally...