Thursday, May 28, 2015
Food for Thought
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech; in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them).
. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
3. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
4. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.
5. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
6To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
7. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.
8. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify..." I answered "a doctor."
9.. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
10. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
11. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
12. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
13 I'm supposed to respect my elders; but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
Sunday, May 24, 2015
Saturday, May 23, 2015
Thursday, May 21, 2015
I asked my friend to drive with me to Tampa to pick up the car and we had a great day eating, shopping , talking etc
My friend having such a difficult time has had her home miraculously saved.
I received a big gift card that will help me with groceries this month
My son fished in Pine Island for his birthday and had a great time
Since I lost weight I tolerate heat a lot more
I gave a lot of things new that I had and did not use and it was so appreciated on a day when Mom had a rear ending wreck on major highway
Planting flowers all around gives me such great joy
I have done all I can do for 2 students school year nearly over- glad it was productive
Buying lots of fresh fish as it seems to make me stronger
Continue to lose 1-2 pounds per week and staying off - Goal weight 10 pounds away in a year lost nearly 90 pounds in a year eating only clean foods no processing, and small meals through out the day heavy protein drinks, fish and bananas and fruit.My son has lost 50 in 6 months .
A teacher at the high school gave me agriscience grown flowers for Mother's Day and I am so loving them 2 trays full
Sunday, May 17, 2015
Saturday, May 16, 2015
Thursday, May 14, 2015
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