Thursday, May 28, 2015

Thursday 13 my favorite Paraprosdokians

Food for Thought


Paraprosdokians are figures of speech; in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous.    (Winston Churchill loved them). 


. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.





2. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.


3. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.


4. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.





5. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


6To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.


7. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.


8.  In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify..." I answered "a doctor."




9..                                      A clear conscience is usually the sign of a                                                    bad memory.


10. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.


11.                                    A bus station is where a bus stops. A train                                                station is where a train stops. On my desk, I                                             have a work station.


12. You're never too old to learn something stupid.


13  I'm supposed to respect my elders; but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.



Made me laugh a lot


i am grateful for a field of birds eating my seeds

Thursday, May 21, 2015

13 things that made me super happy

I asked my friend to drive with me to Tampa  to pick up the car and we had a great day eating, shopping , talking  etc

My friend having such a difficult time has had her home miraculously saved.


I received a big gift card that will help me with groceries this month 


My son fished in Pine Island for his birthday and had a great time 


Since I lost weight I tolerate heat a lot more

I gave a lot of things new that I had and did not use and it was so appreciated on a day when Mom had a rear ending wreck on major highway 

Planting flowers all around gives me such great joy 

I have done all I can do for 2 students  school year nearly over- glad it was productive

Buying lots of fresh fish as it seems to  make me stronger

Continue to lose 1-2  pounds per week and  staying off - Goal weight 10 pounds away in a year  lost   nearly 90  pounds in a year  eating only clean foods  no processing,  and small meals through out the day heavy protein drinks, fish and bananas and fruit.My son has lost 50 in 6 months .

A teacher at the high school gave me agriscience grown flowers for Mother's Day and I am so loving them  2 trays  full
























Our high school won a contest and 1,570 kids received  cool yogurt ice cream after lunch compliments of Sweet Frogs..I voted!!

My  old car which I loved got crunched several times and  it was time for new  and a 100 less a month payment - new car

My new car let's roll


I am grateful to be getting a little better from an immune drop Saturday