1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks lots of water, and is fat.
3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4.. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
I want to be a tortoise !!
5.. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.
6.. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
7.. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
8.. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
9.. If all is not lost, where is it?
10.. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
11.. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12.. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
13.. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
*****.. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.****
Funny. Enjoyed them.
ReplyDeleteNo T13 from me this week, but I really liked yours; # 10 is so true.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny, I laughed about the absent minded. And I think I want to be a tortoise, too!
ReplyDeleteI relate to #6 and don't think I get # 12.
ReplyDeleteI am sooooo with you on #5 and #6. LOL! Happy Thursday!
ReplyDeleteI want to be a tortoise too! But then I might petrify. Love nos. 7 and 8! :D
ReplyDeleteFunny! Thanks for visiting!
ReplyDelete4. ah, I think they're all quantum mechanics theorists.
ReplyDeleteGood thing we can still speak of postmen :)
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