@MomOnFire: Today I was seated next to lovely, glowing, first-time pregnant woman, who looked me in the face and told me her child will be a mellow introvert. I let her have the moment.
Patient: But... you’re a chiropractor...
@ericsshadow: 1st date: get whatever you want
2nd date: these desserts are expensive
3rd date: let's split an appetizer
4th date: waiter, I have a coupon
@squirrel74wkgn: Not willing to admit he made a wrong turn, Dad threw Tic Tacs out the car window to little kids watching the parade from the curb.
@mydmac: What does it mean when your doctor slaps the beer from your hand?
@JoParkerBear: The past couple of nights, I've been partying like it's 1999. But it's not 1999. It's 2018, and my body is furious.
@KentWGraham: When someone says they worked like a dog, I’m envious because every dog I’ve ever known has done nothing all day long.
Ha x 1,000,000
ReplyDeleteI like the think about you more one and work like a dog. So true.
ReplyDeleteYeah, why do we have that saying? Unless they're talking about border collies or St. Bernards. Those are the only dogs I know that actually work.
ReplyDeletehahahaha
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